Liar, liar?

So yeah, I went out to a bar and I ordered a beer and my friend ordered a Miller Light. And I said, "Miller Light!!! Fuck that shit!!! Pabst!!! Blue Ribbon!!!" Then I chugged the Pabst in less than 60 seconds, spit fountained some of it up in the air, and then recaptured it back into my mouth, and proceeded to crush the empty can on my forehead, while the bartender begged me to take it easy. So after I crushed the can I accidently slit my forehead open and proceeded to bleed on the bar. And then I got angry with the can and tried to punt it towards the pin-ball machine, but instead punted at this drunken cowboy, that wasn't afraid to hit a girl. So then a brawl started! Me and my friends against this cowboy (where did this cowboy come from, hat, boots, spurs, and all), anyway my forehead was still bleeding, and after the cowboy drunkenly punched me in the forehead a couple of times, it was bleeding pretty bad. So when the brawl started to get good, I passed out because of too much blood lost. Damn it! I woke up in the hospital with twelve stitches, only nine in my forehead, the rest in knuckles. What! So I hear after the cowboy clocked me to the forehead a couple of times, I rushed the pin-ball machine and started to punch away on it like it was my job. I shattered the score board after only three solid punches. Apparently there was so much blood in my eyes after the cut... between the cut and the alcohol, I couldn't really see straight... anyway, that's all I remeber ;)

Nuts and Urinals...

So Roz is straight Nuts. Not only does she have one drink before she goes out she has two shots. Nuts! Don't do this at home folks, well she did it at home, well don't... well you know what I mean. Anyway Gal Pal #10 (Ah, ha) shoots her a text to hang and she leaves the house semi buzzed. Nuts! Anyway they get to.. where else.. The Court and Roz is flying so high that every time Gal Pal #10 steps out for a smoke she chugs a cup of water trying to stay on her level. And then more shots come... **write this down**--giving Roz a shot is like pouring water on a Gremlin-- So in a drunken haze Roz stumbles into the men's room and proceeds to take a dump in a urinal in front of two pissing guys. Ok, I made that up, but that would have been hella funny, right! Okay, I'm wasting your time, Roz didn't do anything too crazy that night, besides yell at Gal Pal #10. Maybe Roz is changing, maybe that wild child has grown up, maybe... Just YOU wait and SEE!!!