Calgon, take me away.

Okay so I'm just-a-chillin' in the bubble bath with the jets-a-streamin' and the music-a-blaring. I got a glass of champagne in one hand and one hand on my laptop... surfing the net. Suddenly in strolls a dog, well I think its a dog, its hard to see over the mounds of bubbles. Oh yes, its a dog-- and a cat! They are staring at me... wait... I don't have any pets! (what the) Oh yeah, I am pet sitting, and I forgot to feed the animals. They are PISSED, the dog starts coming at me, bitting at the bubbles I HOPE. I jump up and out of the tub, trying not to step on the doggie, I trip/slip- my glass of champagne pour out onto my laptop (SHIT!), shocked I drop the champage glass and it shatters on the floor (the cat runs out of the room). I trip/slip (again) fall over the champagne bottle and land face down on the broken champagne glass. Next thing you know its a blood bath on the floor, the dog is now crying, I am crying, the cat is now under the bed... and... and then I wake up. Whew! What a nightmare. These are the kind of dreams I am having while pet sitting. Of course I don't forget about the pets, for they are always standing there- staring at me- waiting - waiting for a command. Like lets go eat, lets go outside or, lets go for a walk. One day I surprised them and said, "lets dance". And I started dancing and dancing. The dog started to do a little dance (I think), but the cat just stared at us. "What idiots", he thought (ya know how cats think). Evil kitty. Adios.

Jacko on my mind...

It's movie gluttony! Okay, okay I get netflix (ya know movies via mail), but I still get the urge to go out to video stores and rent 2 to 3 movies a week, I fade in and out of this phase, I do this once or twice maybe every 2 to 3 months, anyway I'm rambling-rambling...
So I rent a couple of good flicks, watch'em, and find myself discussing the films at work. After discussing the films I realize that they have similar themes, although in one film- that theme wasn't suppose to be the main focus. I rented "The Woodsman" and "Birth". (Don't worry I won't give anything away) The Woodsman- has Kevin Bacon, Benjamin Bratt, Kyra Sedgwick, etc. It's about a convicted pedophile back in the world after 12 years in prison. Birth- has Nicole Kidman, Lauren Bacall, Anne Heche, etc.. It's about a woman greeted by a ten year old boy, who claims to be her dead husband. Psychological dramas can really mess with your mind. Okay I don't smell any oscars, but I believe both movies are well written and have A+ cinamatography (especially Birth). When I picked The Woodsman to rent I didn't know what it was about, NOT one but TWO pedophile movies... could Wacko Jacko be on my mind. I can't help but to follow the Jackson trial, I guess because I am waiting for him to be convicted- that's right I think he is guilty (Macaulay you liar, you know he touched you in your naughty zone! No I'm kidding), maybe not guilty by this accuser, but by some poor innocent little boy. Bad Michael...Bad...