Okey, I'm back.

Okay, okay so where was I... Uh.. Aug., Sept., Oct... Let's rewind, shall we. So in early Aug. I got wasted, no I mean WASTED!!! So wasted that I passed out at an after-after party woke up half naked in the deep end of a swimming pool (and I can't swim), passed out again woke up thirty minutes after I was suppose to be at work, arrived at work still drunk, mooned my co-workers, puked on my manager, and slapped and then threatened to kill a customer, while waving a knife. Okay maybe some of those things didn't happen, but who remembers anyway, I blacked that day out. Okay that month out. September I joined the wagon club and I have been clean and sober every since. (*right!) I spent Sept. locked in my room watching my shows (Medium, Lost, Alias, etc.) and stuffing my face (I should be a 500 lb pony (what)). Mid October I fell off the wagon hard, it was a wine tasting, I had to do it. I once again made an ass out of myself. I will not go into details (because I can't remember), but it involves making out with some guy in front of his girlfriend, well at least I didn't fall through a glass coffee table. I gave myself 30 lashes and went to an Amy Grant concert... am I forgiven??? Halloween party! Whoa! Beer-Talk-Beer-Beer-Talk-Beer-Chat-Beer-Dance-Beer-Smooch-Beer-Frock-Beer-Dance-Beer-Pill-Pole-Dance-Pole-Beer-Slur-Sleep-Beer-Chat-Beer-Balloon-Balloon-Sleep-???-???-Beer? Great Party! On Halloween day I gave out candy to trick-or-treaters. It was my first time giving out candy, these kids were like vultures, pushing and shoving, kicking the door, I swear I heard one of them say-"give me more candy you whore" Madness.