Am I Fired?

Its Tuesday 12:14 am and I am still up. (Okay, that's not early) Maybe its because I drank to much the other day, exercised too early, worked too hard, (puked via nose), slept too much... I don't know. I was in rare form the other day... sake bombs are NOT my friend and the Moon should put a limit on how many Jimmy D's Firehouse Red beers you can consume in one night. I only remeber bits and pieces of that night (I vaguely remember humping a tree in front of my job+co-workers+manager, I hope that's not true... I may be fired... I don't know, I guess I'll find out later today). Anyway I am just glad to be alive, I haven't been that drunk since my office christmas party. I saw Roz out, she didn't even speak to me. What a BITCH!!!